For body odour,
use iron sponge
You have mouth odour use vacuum cleaner
You snore too much; glue your mouth before going
to bed
He says you are too big, apply for a marketing
job
He says you spend too much, give him your ATM card
He is not committed, buy him a car
You are too emotional, try horror films
He says
you are too rigid, remove your bones
He says you don’t pray too often, get a bell
He says you don’t dress well, rob a bank
He says you are not respectful, call his manhood bro
He complains about your joblessness, sue Buhari
He says you are not too beautiful, trace his
lineage
He says you are too dark, meet bobrisky
He wants to jilt you, collect the car you bought
for him
He complains about your cooking, allow him to
eat outside
He says you don't play, build a sand castle.
He says you are not giving him sex, report to his pastor
he says you are too desperate, don't call him when he is dying
He has refused to take you to his parents, get pregnant (you are on your own sa)
He says you are not caring, get him drugs
He says you are too busy, quit your job
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At least I have tried for you. Happy married life
Feel free to add yours
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omolarawrites
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